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On to the jersey shit (literally shit)….
Us beer leaguers are basically 15 year olds in adult bodies. Just take a look at all the teams that are using sexual innuendos as names for their squad. Beer leaguers think that immature bullshit is hilarious. Guaranteed every beer league that’s bigger than 2 divisions has a team Book Hockey. … Or maybe Test Eagles, Blue Balls, Gay Porn Hard, Scoregasms, Shootin Blanks, Blue Balls, Broken Rubbers, Slippery Sticks, Big Dekes, Muffin Stuffers, Just the Tips, Double Ds and Big Ps, Tap Dat Pass.. You get the gist.
Point is, us beer leaguers think this shit is funny. Where else in this life can you wear a huge dick and balls on your clothing and walk around being proud of it? Basically no where… Well maybe the AVN Porn awards but none of us beer leaguers are porn stars… Oh wait this beer leaguer is.
Sex references aren’t the only thing that make us adult adolescents laugh uncontrollably. Just like in Jr high bodily function noises are HILARIOUS too. Burps, farts, …. queefs ?!?! AND ESPECIALLY SHARTS.
Sharts are exactly why we are here today. The San Jose Sharts to be exact. We came across this team because they were coming to play against us in the Las Vegas Premier Hockey Tournament. Imagine my giddy joyous surprise when I went to check out their team Instagram and saw this jersey.
I knew right then and there they had to be on my website. Since I fuckin make things happen, here they are. I reached out to their official team page and got the deets on their team. Basically they are just like every other beer league team except they have a dude that shit his pants on the front of their jersey. I guess they aren’t like every other beer league team, they are better.
This group of dudes have been buds most of their lives and played hockey together growing up. They say being friends since high school days really contributes to the fun round the rinks. They don’t care too much about the winning… except winning prizes for having a bad ass jersey. Don’t let the not caring about winning comment fool you. These guys are still serious about their beer league. They are probably the only team that has written and recorded their own ice entrance theme song… and yes its on iTunes.
Their goal is to get a league or tournament to allow them to have a big entrance spectacle at an event. Just like the real San Jose Sharks they want to skate onto the ice through a big prop. Team GM says he wants it to be a big white sheet made to look like underwear.
.. Well boys ole Nicky will be your fuckin Huckleberry. In Vegas you’re skating onto the ice through underwear… sweet, sweaty, shart stained underwear.
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January 22, 2020